Wow - what a rather exciting number of exciting-visitors-to-the-
website-this-month there has been!
Through the technological wizardry that is so easily accessible
these days (most technologies now being stocked in your local
grocers) we have been able to matriculise and verificulate that
we've had visits from Athens, Olomouc (it's in the Czech
Republic) and one from an unspecified place in America
(I know! America! That's the one that's in all the films!).
However, despite the heavy competition, we are very proud to
announce the winner of our first monthly (likely not to continue)
most-exciting-visitor-to-the-website-this-month award.
We would like to award our first monthly most-exciting-visitor-to-the-website-this-month award to...
...the mysterious visitor from Wombwell, near Barnsley.
Please get in contact to receive your very* special** prize*** that actually exists!****
Our consolation to everyone else, but please be comforted in the fact that we are chuffing chuffed that ANYONE is looking at our site. We would like to thank you for doing so and implore you to carry on doing so as our web shop is imminent*****
All the best, a very bappy new year to all you bakers and a very happy new year to all the rest.
xxx
*not very
**ordinary
***disappointment
****is entirely fictional
*****fingers crossed
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