Monday, 30 November 2009

Jar-bs a guddun.


Sample Jars Are Go!

- for tea samples, not anything else.

Ank-shus.

Big things are afoot. Things are a big foot. Are things a big foot? A short begonia gift. A shit fart goo binge. If a tobogganer's hit, a fat hog riot begins.


Anyhoo, the big things i am referring too are the construction of market stall beginning. Assembled is the gazebo. Assembled are our ikea shelves of dubious stability. Assembled-ish is the market front. We have flyers, stickers in the making, big banner in the making, business cards in the post, sampler jars in the car, a hob, pots and pans, cups and special recipes.



But no tea.

Not for a few days, or so the logistical experts say. Harrumph.

Sunday, 29 November 2009

Success!

Lo and behold, a way was discovered! Prototype, fresh off the press. It will be used in a videographic way. But here is the audio just for now...




xxx

Jingle.

The Quilliam Brothers theme song is being worked on. I tried to post version 1.1 on here, but i can only do movies or photos. How frustrating! Mother flipping idiot holes! It promises to create images of radiant beams shooting through the deep night of this region, whilst we become aware of gigantic shadows which, rocking back and forth, close in on us and destroy all within us except the pain of endless longing—a longing in which every pleasure that rose up amid jubilant tones sinks and succumbs. Only through this pain, which, while consuming but not destroying love, hope, and joy, tries to burst our breasts with a full-voiced general cry from all the passions, do we live on and are captivated beholders of the spirits.

Or maybe that was Beethoven's 5th.


Monday is Tea-Day. The arrival of our 130 kg of wrinkly leaves and other bits of dried nature. Then this tea-dious wait will be over.

Tea punning is fun, give it a whirl. Best answers get a snog from Ronnie Corbett*.




Sleep well, you bloggy fellows.

*not true.

Friday, 27 November 2009

Christmas Markets

Although this has been mentioned, it was only in passing. So, here is a Public Service Announcement:

WE WILL BE ATTENDING 3 SEPARATE CHRIMBOBULAR MARKETISATIONS.

THEY ARE:

CARLISLE - 5TH AND 6TH OF DECEMBER

NEWCASTLE - 9TH, 12TH AND 13TH OF DECEMBER

ALNWICK - 19TH DECEMBER

PLEASE COME AND FIND US TO PURCHASE LOOSE-LEAF TEA (62 FLAVA-FLAVS OF BLACK TEA, GREEN TEA, FLAVOURED BLACK TEA, FLAVOURED GREEN TEA, FRUIT MIXES AND HERBAL BLENDS)

AND

CUPS OF TEA, INCLUDING SOME LOVELY HOME-MADE CHAI (WHICH HAS ALL GINGER AND CINNANINININININAMON IN IT).

End of Public Service Announcement.

(Disclaimer : this Public Service Announcement was sponsored by CAPITAL LETTERS)

Thursday, 26 November 2009

Wednesday, 25 November 2009